Hey Mr. Tumnus...why don't you back that Thang up!

After I posted my last blog Mia & Sophie recommended that I don't go anywhere with out my flip video. Live footage of the characters I encounter wouldn't just be a lot of fun to watch, it would authenticate the experiences. The girls have been with me for several bizarre run-ins. They get so frustrated when they share these wild stories only to have the tales trueness challenged.

I'm no stranger to exaggeration, that's for sure.  However if I was making this stuff up there are certain ridiculous un-true details that I would be sure to include. For example, I can pretty much guarantee that some kindof extra terrestrial would be involved every time. At some point in the story I'd make sure to mention that I was part of a boyfriend tug of war. More than likely my immaculate home & steady cash flow would be brought up. I guess what I'm saying is that mostly the over the top part of my posts is my perspective. The characters & what happens with them is on the level. Eventually I'll have the video clips to prove it.

Of all the things I wish I had photographic evidence of there is none that I covet more than some proof of Mr. Tumnus.

There's somewhere I go to sort out my thoughts. Its a completely out of place little park in Capistrano Beach. There are trails with over grown trees, lots of flowers and a creek. There's even a waterfall if it rains enough. Its very naturey. There are plenty of dog turds, but I've never seen any dogs? I've actually only seen another person there one time. That was Mr. Tumnus....like from 'The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe'.

My reason for this nickname (that he'll never know about) is because this special place seems enchanted to me like Narnia. The day that I saw Mr. Tumnus he was standing at the end of a path that forked off to the left & the right. It seemed like he was the greeter at the entrance of a narrow dirt road that looked like it could potentially lead to Narnia.

There's something else that reminded me of C.S. Lewis man/goat character. It was his appearance. he didn't have pointy ears or a goatee, no cloven hooves. It was the way his body was shaped. For starters his knees buckled backwards in a very goat like way. He was wearing knickers, maybe not official knickers, they could have been short capri-like skinny jeans. Whatever they were he was punishin them! Head on he looked normal enough, maybe even from the back he was ok. It was the profile. He had a gargantuASS. He looked like he was pregnant out his butt...with twins.

His epic booty was radically disproportionate to the rest of his body.

After I saw him I went home and googled "centaurs". Then I searched "mr. tumnus" who was actually a 'faun'. Centaurs are half man/half horse. Faun's (like mr. t) are half man/half goat. According to wikipedia they are mythological creatures. My only other theory is that maybe its a medical condition. I suspect he's been diagnosed with a stage 4 case of enlarged gluteus maximASS.

I didn't speak to him. So besides some additonal thoughts and stuff I've imagined about his day to day life draggin that super-sized backside of his around; there's really nothing more to tell. If I where to go any further I might enter into make believe. So this is where I'm gonna draw the line between make believe and serious exaggeration. This being an exaggeration...that fanny was for real!